I should’ve left well alone and held onto the happy memories, instead of the disappointing reality. Not only is the game not as good as I remember but it’s been presented in such a way as to make it seem even worse that it actually is. I’m just kind of a little depressed by the whole experience really. Now, Tommy is out to make Vice City his home. After being released from jail, Tommy Vercetti leaves Liberty City for Vice City, a city overrun by the mob. Especially as the layout of the city is not great, and never was at the time even. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City: With Ray Liotta, William Fichtner, Tom Sizemore, Dennis Hopper. Of course, the soundtrack is still great, even if it’s not exactly the same as the original, but now it seems like the only thing the game has going for it. It’s a terrible choice that is pitched completely wrong, so that you get the worst of both worlds. Lots of characters look weird, and the faces are objectively worse than they used to be, with the whole game stuck in this awkward middle ground between the original PlayStation 2 game but high-res and some kind of half-assed remake that changes just enough that you start to judge it by a different set of criteria. It makes every cut scene look weird and you just keep waiting for another character to comment on it, but of course they don’t because their dialogue was recorded 19 years ago. I mean, that’s not a bug, that’s a conscious decision and… it’s horrible. Also, why is Tommy Vercetti so thick now? It looks like he’s gone 20 rounds with a Chocolate Gateau and lost, and I have no idea why anyone at Rockstar thought that was a good idea.
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